We here at Tryst.com want you to get the most bangs for your buck when it comes to taking a vacation. We’ve put in the exhausting research – for the benefit of our readers, of course – and came up with the hottest tryst trends on where to get it on when you’re getting down.

• Singles – On your own for a vacation? You won’t be for long! There’s no chance of bumping into families or honeymooners on a singles vacation. When you’ve got the urge to head south – way down south - you can choose from your standard singles’ cruise, to a get-away where you’re matched a like-minded adult who has also signed up for the trip. This type of tryst vacation is perfect solution to your average resort package, and ideal if you’ve got a sense of adventure. And whatever happens on this trip stays on this trip - confidentiality is key, because when you’re trysting thousands of miles from home, no one is ever going to find out.

• Swinging couples – For a swinging good time, opt for a swingers vacations. There are resorts, cruises and weekend get-aways that caterer to professional and playful adults.  Whether you’re new to the lifestyle or a seasoned couple, there is a vacation that speaks to your comfort level.  And it’s not just about the trysting – soak up the sun, enjoy a new restaurant, or pamper yourself with a spa day. Some of these vacations are clothing optional, which helps break the ice and opens the gate to some quality couple trysting.

• Wild & Erotic – When you want to turn your fantasies into reality, go wild and erotic on your next vacation. Places like Hedonism, that boasts an “anything goes” party atmosphere, make sure your every whim is taken care of with all-inclusive packages. Open to both singles and couples, wild and erotic vacations are unique adventurous getaways that encourage intimate and sexual pleasures beyond your greatest fantasies. One wild trip to try is to Porn Week, where you get to share an ultimate fantasy vacation with famous porn stars!

• Naked/Clothing optional - A clothing optional/naked vacation is just like any other vacation – only without clothing. When you are booking, be sure to check which it is: Optional means exactly what it implies - you can choose to go with or without your bathing suit, while at nudist resorts, you are expected to be naked 24/7.  These vacations range from luxury camping in natural sites with nearby comforts, to restful cruises that journey to exotic ports, to nudist nature hikes, to naked bed & breakfasts. And just like naked bodies, no two nude get-aways are ever same, so there will always be new naked adventures to try. Note: remember to apply suntan lotion liberally to areas that never see the light of day – you don’t want to spend your time off tending to a burn on your bits.

We love the latest and greatest in technology – gadgets offer more than ever before and make our lives so much easier. We sing their praises when they get us out of a pinch, but curse them when they make us look bad. We’ve put together a few gadgets that could potentially land you in a heap of trouble – especially when it comes to Trysting.

Cell phones with GPS:

• Good – Where would we be if we couldn’t talk to our friends and family anywhere, anytime? Plus, the built-in camera comes in handy – usually when you’re naked.
• Bad – Your significant other can find you anywhere, anytime thanks to your cell’s GPS – usually when you’re in the middle of a sexy sandwich.

iPod:

• Good – You need to store thousands of songs, movies and pictures – who knows when you might need them.
• Bad – Finding or making a playlist to help get you in the mood is virtually impossible to find, and if you’re lucky enough to find it, your date has probably got tired of waiting and gone home.

High-definition TV:

• Good – You see things clearer than ever before, thanks to HDTV’s sharper picture. Explosions jump right off the screen, and you can practically count the blades of grass while watching the PGA tour. Plus, your friends are super-jealous of your new purchase.
• Bad –    You see things clearer than ever before, thanks to HDTV’s sharper picture. You were just fine not seeing the blemishes on that porn star’s ass.

DVD players in cars:

• Good – You can’t imagine what it was like not to watch porn in your car. Perfect for people who like to practice time management, you can watch porn on your way to your Tryst so you’re ready to hit it the moment you walk the door.
• Bad – Your insurance rates are through the roof. It’s hard to watch porn and watch the car in front of you. Who knew?

Remote-controlled vibrators:

• Good – Yes, yes, yes! Never before have you had so many orgasms in a row. The best part is after you’re done, you don’t have to share the bed with anyone.
• Bad – It’s not the same as having a real man – but perhaps that’s a good thing…

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Dear Tryst:

I had been trysting with my secretary for about six months when I really put my foot in it.

The affair I’d been having with my secretary (let’s just call her Jane) was far more sexually adventurous then the relations (or lack thereof) I was having with my wife. Wanting to take it up a notch, I visited a local sex shop, intent on buying Jane some role-playing gear. I had always liked the idea of seducing a naughty nurse, so I purchased a barely there vinyl nurse uniform for her. I took my purchase up to the cash register, and was asked if this was for a special occasion. “We can gift wrap and deliver the package for you,” she said. What a great idea, I thought. I’d have it sent to her Saturday afternoon, with instructions for her to wear it when I came to her house that evening. So, with visions of sponge baths and complete physicals running rampant in my head, I jotted down the address for the cashier and left, congratulating myself on such a masterful surprise.

The appointed Saturday finally arrived, and I spent the morning running around, getting the necessary supplies our evening required. When I finally came home, my wife was waiting for me in the living room, an enraged look painted on her face and a familiar-looking parcel unwrapped on the floor.

“What the hell is this?” she exploded, throwing the contents of the package in my face. I guess I was so wrapped up in my fantasy, I had given the cashier my home address instead of Jane’s. Panicked, I started thinking of excuses, trying to come up with reasons why I was having the affair. Before I could stammer any of them out, she screamed, “Do you think I would actually wear this?” After calming her down with hurried apologies, she suggested that I needed to think about the consequences of my actions by spending a few days at a motel. Without seeming to be too eager, a packed a few essentials – including the nurse uniform – and hastily beat a retreat to Jane’s house. Not only did I escape a costly divorce, I also had the most incredible four days of non-stop sex with an extremely naughty nurse.

Dear Tryst:

Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe the day I found out that Max, my paper boy, had a second delivery job. Let me start at the beginning:

I live in the most perfect little neighborhood, in the most perfect little home, surrounded by a perfect white picket fence. I married my college boyfriend as soon as we graduated, and he makes enough money for me to stay home and actively pursue my interests, which includes lunching at the club with the other girls in the neighborhood and spending my husband’s money engaged in some retail therapy. Oh, and then there’s Pete – he takes up some of my free time too. Let me explain – living an idyllic life isn’t as grand as it seems. It can be mind-crushingly boring. That’s where Pete comes in. We like to get together once a week (sometimes more if the hubby’s away on business) to partake in mutually enjoyed pursuits - and earth shattering ones at that!

I needed a little vacation, so I told my husband I was going away on a girl’s weekend for some shopping, gossiping and harmless fun. What that really meant was shacking up with Pete at the Hilton on the edge of town for some bedroom gymnastics. It started out swimmingly. Hours upon hours of good ole fashioned trysting works up a mighty appetite, so we decided to order a pizza, and since we didn’t feel like dressing, delivery was the most reasonable course of action. Thirty minutes later, and I answered the door wearing nothing but a big smile and Pete’s button down shirt. You can imagine my surprise when I was greeted by a familiar face – Max.

He recognized me as soon as I opened the door, and I could tell that he was a bit confused to find me there. That look changed to pure amazement when Pete came up from behind, took the food from startled Max, then smacked my ass and told me he was hungry for more then just pizza. I think Max finally realized what was really going on when I tipped him a $50 – he gave me a knowing smile and wished me a pleasant evening. Thanks to that tip, my tryst didn’t make news headlines the next day!

Dear Tryst:

I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be with another woman.  These thoughts have gotten stronger over time, especially over my decade long marriage.  Hoping to satisfy my hunger, I’d just watch some porn with the hubby only to realize I was fueling the fire.  I even broached the topic of inviting another girl into our bedroom, but he wasn’t interested – his reasoning is that if you’re having sex with someone other than your spouse (even if they are participating), it qualifies as an affair.

My husband was out playing golf, so I had a few hours of uninterrupted time to myself. As I was checking my e-mail, a link to an X-rated dating website came up.  Intrigued, I clicked on it and browsed the site.  In no time at all I had created a profile, indicating I was interested in exploring a little girl-on-girl action.

After a few days I received some responses from women, many in similar situations.  One profile in particular stood out for me - “cutiepie30” - a hottie who gained my attention thanks to a profile picture of her perfect breasts.  We e-mailed back and forth for a couple of weeks, really hitting it off.  We had the same fetishes, likes and dislikes, lived in the same city and we both had never experienced another woman before.  She was married as well which eased my concerns of discretion – we hadn’t posted any facial pictures on the site for this very reason, it was just too risky.

After working ourselves up to a fever pitch, we decided it was time to act on our urges.  A date, time and place were worked out.  We would meet at her friend’s condo (she was out of town at the time, and cuteipie30 was checking in on her cats). After grooming myself meticulously and providing an appropriate alibi, I went to meet my mystery woman.

When I arrived I was so nervous and turned on, I could hardly stand it.  A husky voice over the intercom invited me in, and I tried to calm myself as I rode the elevator to her floor.  I gathered my courage and knocked on her door.  My jaw almost hit the floor when the door opened and there stood my sister-in-law!  We were both speechless, and not knowing what else to do, I invited myself in.  It was a little awkward talking at first, but I reminded myself that I had always thought she was very attractive.  She admitted she had the same thoughts about me, and before long, we acted out our sapphic fantasies.

We met up a few times since then – it’s the perfect hookup.  I’d just tell my husband I’m hanging out with his sister, which was true!  I wonder what Thanksgiving will be like this year?!

Setting the Stage

• Clean up your place, change the sheets and have all massage items close at hand.  (Oils, candles, music, toys, etc.)
• At dinner or over the phone, let your partner know they can expect a relaxing, sensual, erotic massage.  The anticipation works wonders.
• When its time light some candles, turn the lights off and some soothing music on
• Loose the clothes and ask your partner to get comfortable on his/her stomach
• ( Tip #1 ) Keep your partner warm during the massage via sheet or towel

The Massage

• Begin your massage with simple and light tip of the finger touching.  Be sure to pay close attention to your partner’s reactions.  You want to avoid tickling, achieving more of a tease of things to come.   Start mid-shoulder area working your way to the arms, sides, hips and swell of back.
• Continue to massage your partner with long, deeper more sensual strokes.  Again, we stress that reading your partners reactions to the massage is very important.  We recommend asking if you’re massaging too hard or too soft.
• Progressively get deeper and deeper with your touch, starting in the upper mid back area, progressing down the back and arms.  Try envisioning stress within your partner’s body which you are coaxing and directing out.  Doing this will help you stay consistent in the direction and progressive flow of massage down and away from the upper shoulder / head area.
• Continue your massage to the buttocks, hips, legs, calves and eventually the feet.  Once again, pay attention to your partner as the feet may be a ticklish area.
• Now, ask your partner to turn around, lying on their back. You need to significantly reduce your compressions for this portion of your massage, as tissue is not as deep in the front.  We recommend you use the same tip of finger technique introduced at the beginning of the massage.  This is a great opportunity for you to work in kissing, licking and if suiting the occasional nibble.  Remember, this is a sensual warm up, so take your time before paying close attention to the goods.
• ( Tip#2 ) Try to always keep hand contact with your partner, only changing the position and pressure given.  The pros can give their body melting massages with their eyes closed.
• ( Tip#3 )Try to have each hand mirror one another along the middle of your partner’s body.

Dry cleaners, taxi, dinner and wine … A Tryst can be an expensive endeavor.  Knowing all the right plays for your Tryst can be priceless.
Take your time, pay attention to your partner and afterwards the two of your will be basking in the afterglow of some unreal sex.
Tryst’s Playbook assures it will keep the plays coming.

In Tryst we Trust.

Earning some Overtime

• Step #1 –
  Have someone in the office you’ve had your eye on for a while? At some point throughout the day, mention in passing that you may have to work late.
• Step #2 –
  Later on, connect with him/her again. Water cooler, coffee run, or supply closet come to mind.
• Step #3 –
  Watch your desired Tryst unfold as that special someone conveniently just happens to be stuck working late.  That supply closet may come in handy

Business Trip

• Option #1 –
  The hotel bar is a great place to start your search. All in company are in the same boat, plus there’s the well known potion of a Tryst, alcohol!
• Option #2 –
  Do some preparations before hand on an internet dating site, as they’ve been known to hookup some serious action. Get a few [destination] options rolling, ensure you’ll have access to the internet wherever you’re going, and make sure to clear your history before you leave home base.
• Option #3 –
  Local venues such as bars, clubs, and restaurants are a good place to find a likely Tryst. You will have to have the right moves, so make sure you brush up on your sweet talk, clean yourself up and turn off your phone.
  … ensure you go home with luggage and leave behind the baggage.

Break Time

• Lunch Hour –
  Food replenishes the mind, allowing the body to refuel for the latter part of the day. Ensure you’re getting the 5 major food groups;
  Vegetables & Fruit – Grain Products – Milk & Alternatives – Meat & Alternatives – The Opposite sex
• Midday Workout –
  Along with eating well, one should stretch and condition the body. Paying a visit to the gym or going for a walk during the workday is a great way to achieve this. Tryst.com sees the midday workout’s bigger picture with an opportunity to bang two birds with one stone.
  Ensure you have a place to go for your midday stretch, close enough that you can be back to work within a hour. Grab your gym bag, and meet up with that sexy other in the office 2 floors above you. Best cardio workout you’ll ever have.

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• New Year’s Day:
  There’s nothing like ringing in the New Year with a new tryst. Besides, who else are you going to have hold back your hair?
• Valentine’s Day:
  Why save all your lovin’ for one person? Romance is all around us on February 14, so go on, spread the love.
• St. Patrick’s Day:
  Kiss me, I’m horny. You don’t have to be Irish to take advantage of this holiday – all you need is a bit of Lucky Charm.
• First Day of spring:
  Ah, you can sense that love is in the air. When you see all the birds and bees doin’ it, it just puts you in a frisky mood.
• First Day of summer:
  You just can’t help yourself. People are wearing less clothing, which means a flood of impure thoughts, not to mention easier access.
• Canada Day/Independence Day:
  There’s no better way to show off your national pride than having sex with a fellow patriot who’s not your significant other. Fireworks guaranteed!
• Thanksgiving:
  Gobble, gobble! When it’s time to give thanks to all the blessings from the past year, count a steamy tryst as one of them.
• Christmas:
  ‘Tis the season of giving. Unwrap that package and give’r ‘til it hurts.

There are certain times of the year when one’s thoughts instinctively turn to trysting. Mark these dates on your calendar

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• Cheap motel: The cover of secrecy is crucial for the success of a tryst. However, think of all the other tysters who have “come” to that room before you, as well as the added adventure of a drug deal taking place in the room next to yours.
• Your place: You know it’s clean and the price is right (free). But if an unknowing partner happens to come home early, you’d better make sure that the bedroom is located on the first floor.
• Public place: The fear of getting caught is a high that enhances the experience. The act of getting caught kills it completely.
• Work: You’ve fantasized about sweeping the papers and supplies off of your desk, and giving the sexy accountant in finance the rogering of their life. Great idea, but be sure the cubicle walls are high enough to block the security cameras, and do it after the cleaning crew has left for the day.
• Pied-à-terre: Your Company may own one, and luckily for you, the boss has gone away and left the key to this quaint love shack unattended. Unfortunately for you, on the day you decide to use it for a clandestine tryst, someone else may be having the same thought. Isn’t it just your luck that you walk in on the CEO hogtied and being disciplined by that sexy accountant in finance.
• Car: You can drive to whatever romantic setting strikes your fancy. On the down side, you’re going to have to explain how you got that bump on the back of your head, thanks to the space limitations of a hatchback.

The elusive “T” spot (aka the tryst spot) can take place in a variety of hot venues – each with its own pros and cons.  Be prepared!

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• Condoms
  If you need to know why you should always have these handy, we’re surprised someone’s willing to sleep with you at all.
• Change of clothes
  Good to have for either an hour - or a night-long rendezvous. You don’t want to bring any tainted evidence home with you.
• Toiletries
  Hop in the shower and get rid of that forbidden sex smell. Hey, while you’re soaping up in there, why not go for round two?
• Lube
  Cause everything’s more fun with lube! Oh, the possibilities…
• Tide-to-Go
  This spot remover is pocket sized and gets rid of lipstick or any other Trysting stains quickly.
• Toys
  Hand cuffs, blindfolds, whatever gets you going. Be creative but try not to scare your fellow Tryster. This is your chance to get a little kinky and try something you’ve never done before!
• Tryst.com Top 10 list of excuses
  Think of it as your essential “cheat sheet.” Print out this handy list and memorize a few before you go home. We do not recommend writing this on your hand.
• Phone number of a good divorce attorney
  Just in case you get made after you get laid.

Always be prepared
It was good advice when you were a scout/girl scout, and it remains good advice now.  Before you head out on your next tryst, be sure to pack your Tryst kit (aka. “First Laid Kit.”)

In Tryst we Trust